41 kiểu say độc nhất vô nhị

41 kiểu say độc nhất vô nhị Mọi người chịu khó dịch nhé, định post bài mà vớ phải comment khiếm nhã làm bực mình quá You went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mate Someone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hit You have decided to wash up in the toilet Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep I always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near me You make love to an invisible man Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday? Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep Now I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shop The gardener doesn’t even wake you You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head You’re using your hand as a pillow You passed out standing up Foot on the bench, body on the floor No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase? Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies “Slow Hand” can’t handle the booze No sink, no toilet, urinal it is ‘Nuff said You’re spooning a bench You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine You are the Hasselhoff You destroyed the toilet You’re this thing You shouldn’t have been driving The crosswalk is a crosscrawl You were Santa You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run You opened the door with your face You woke up naked on the driveway You wet your pants. You’re 42 years-old You slept in a noble fir Christmas tree? You slept on the stove and in the sink You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera No guys even bothered… Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal Any place and any time is nap time Garglerglerrarghgeblahrough